| T+007E OSU GUY |
T+056F GUY WHO HELPED RESTORE THE RED STRING OF FATE |
T+04F6 GUY WHO WILL NEVER SETTLE DOWN |
T+0627 GUY WHO THINKS THE DOG BOILER MAKES BOILED DOG |
T+030A UNKILLABLE GUY |
| T+008D ESKATEBOARD GUY |
T+038E GUY WHO HAS BEEN CONSIDERING UNEMPLOYMENT |
T+025E GUY WHO WOULD BE A GRUNGLER BUT ISNT |
T+0068 WHITE MAOIST GUY |
T+017D GUY WHO SAYS IT'S AGOODTHING |
| T+006A VAPE GUY, WEED |
T+065A GUY WHO INDUCES THE NEUROCHEMICAL CHANGE THAT TURNS GRASSHOPPERS INTO LOCUSTS |
T+026D SCOOBY DOO GUY |
T+049E GUY WHO SAYS "FUCK THE DOG" |
T+056B GUY WHO THINKS LIKE A CHUD; ACTS LIKE A CHUD |
| T+0585 GUY WHO IS A GREAT CONSERVATIVE WARRIOR AND IS BURIED IN TAIWAN WITH A GOLDEN BLADE |
T+01EC GUY WHO IS OOMF |
T+0565 GUY WHO IS A FRELK |
T+0445 GUY WITH GRASS POISONING |
T+0483 CORMAC MCCARTHY GUY |
| T+0056 CAR GUY |
T+03F0 GUY FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS |
T+01D2 GUY WHO'S PHONE IS ALWAYS DYING |
T+0541 GUY WHO HEARS "SCRUM" AND THINKS HARD CIDER (SCRUMPY) |
T+006D GUY THAT ONLY CALLS IRAN "PERSIA" |